nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

I come home at midnight, drunk. \i eat chips and hummus, and my dad wakes up and offers to make me soup. i saw no and he’s like, well i’m making soup anyway 

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

Dean: This is it.
Sam: This is what?
Dean: Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with 6 bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. Awesome.

You have my heart, and we’ll never be worlds apart.
Maybe in magazines, but you’ll still be my star.

Charlie’s beard appreciation post

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